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A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid
Friend A: should I drive tonight?
Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?
A Ukrainian blender is where a bunch or men stand in a circle around one female who is sitting in a chair, all the men cut off there erect penis and then line up ten feet in front of the female and then throw there now deflated penis at the female trying not to miss her.
I was looking through the dark web and I found something called the Ukrainian shotgun
When explosive diarrhea combines with low hanging testicles and the spread of the initial diarrhea blast is wide enough that you actually poop on your own testicles
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that after I ate that bad mexican food, I sat on the toilet and had a Nicaraguan shotgun. It took me like ten minutes to clean off my balls...
The act of pulling the foreskin back exposing the head of the penis.
Yo Timmy. I can't find dickhead.
Yo john you gotta rack the shotgun.
Oh there it is. Thanks
When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.
Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy
An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.
"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.
Where you shove a loaded shotgun up someone’s ass and pull the trigger.
Guy: Dude, did you hear Jeff got a shotgun enema?
Guy2: Damn…I kinda liked that guy