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When a man pretending to be a doctor uses a shotgun (instead of a scalpel or any other surgical tool) and ends up killing the patient. It ends most times in the stereotypical black nurse cracking wise.
Im filing a malpractice suit against the man who killed my son! He practices Shotgun Surgery!
The most legendary drinking team on planet earth.
I wish I could drink beer like the Shotgun Squad.
A group of badass drinkers that Shotgun beers like nobody's business
I want to be able to chug beers like the Shotgun Squad
Person 1: hey it's Jesus with a shotgun
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Blowing smoke onto someone else's genitalia for purposes of visually stimulating sexual arousal.
I'm going to give you an Australian shotgun from this bong.
When someone has previously called shotgun, and then gets out of the car at all, without calling seat-back. The person who wishes to obtain the position of shotgun shouts "shotgun hi-jack" and takes the shotgun position.
Joe's homey get's out of the car... like a fool he doesn't call seat back... Joe being the genius he is calls shotgun hi-jack and takes the shotgun position. Joe's homey returns to the car... and realizes he is a fool and sits in a non-shotgun position.
When she's pumping your meat so hard it turns blue.
Guy: Yo chill, you're squeezing it too hard!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!