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Often the the first date of two rednecks, when you knock on the door of the girl in the trailer next to yours but the only baby sitter she has is the TV so you take her out the the rusty car on cinder blocks in front of your trailer that you swear some day will be running again and rail her hard enough to knock the car off its cinder blocks.
Tina couldn't get a baby sitter so we went for the Cinder Block Shuffle instead.
Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.
Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.
THE LONG AWAITED SCRATCHING OF THE ARSEHOLE, USUALLY DELAYED BY BEING IN COMPANY, OR JUST GOOD MANNERS
I'm sorry your majesty, but you must excuse me for a moment, I have the urgent need of a brown finger shuffle
Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !
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Holding your daddy part and thrusting, lots. Then you should cum.
I'll be down soon. I'm having a five finger shuffle.
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Fingering oneself
I gave myself the kit kat shuffle
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You are driving along, when suddenly, the light turns yellow! Unfortunately, you're at that awkward distance where you can clear the light if you speed up, but easily stop with plenty of room. The Stop Light Shuffle is when, while you're deciding between the two options, you move your foot back and forth rapidly between the gas and brake pedals.
"While heading home from work today, I did the Stop Light Shuffle at almost every light."
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Is a word to describe grabbing the nearest person to you at the end of a night out when you have not got with anyone decent with the idea of having sex with them
Dude its nearly closing time the dj has just put on dont stop believing you better get a four o'clock shuffle quick!
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