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Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... Your theory... Is that they don't actually believe the ideas the promulgate... They are just saying it to reap the benefits the would accrue from holding those positions.... Wait...
Hym "Your theory... is that THEY are charlatans... Using the woke religion to get laid... THEY'RE the charlatans... HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHAAA! WOW! YOU HAVEN'T MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IN A WHILE! THEY don't actually have an opposition to your thing... They are just pretending to believe in God for money-Er No, the thing you said. They are just there to get laid and ruin your reputation. Ha! Ok. Alright. That's actually kind of funny. They are sneaky fuckers."
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When you are fucking a girl up the ass and pull out right before you cum. You let some spit fall onto her anus and say your done. Relived its finally over she rolls over. You then let your load out all over her face and boobs. Sometimes its appropriate to yell "SNEAKY FIREMAN!!!!" whilst you do this.
My girlfreind spent a hour brushing cum out of her hair after I gave her a sneaky fireman. *High Five*
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To make the teeth appear whiter, ejaculate on the victims front teeth while they are sleeping without waking them up. Making the teeth appear to be white and clean.
Tyrone stole my watch so i gave his The Sneaky Dentist while he was asleep. He got owned.
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When someone is passed out drunk you take their underwear off and shit in them and then slip them back on the unconscious individual.When they come-to they'll think they shit themselves.Naturally,everyone involved will taunt and tease the unfortunate one as if he really had pooped his/her shorts.
While my roommate was passed out,we dis the sneaky bait and switch on him.
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(n.) a surprise technique used by a woman being fucked from behind. The woman buries her face in a pepper covered pillow to make herself sneeze at the same time her man starts to cum. The sneeze will cause her vaginal muscles to grip his ejacualting dick like the airway-constricting hug from fat Aunt Martha little boys try to hide from at family reunions.
My wife’s Sneaky Aunt Martha hugged my dick so tight, I was gasping for air when I busted a nut.
A sexual maneuver where a man is boning a woman doggy style, pulls out, and then cums in her butthole, then the girl relaxes creating an air pocket, causing the cum to bubble in her butthole, which resembles a hot tub.
Man this bitch never saw it coming, she thought I was gonna superman that ho, but instead I gave her the old sneaky hot tub!
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A sicko, pervert, or someone who gropes
Jimmy was reluctant to take more shots because he was fearful if he passed out that Bubba would become Uncle Sneaky Hands.
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