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Going to the toilet when you're really desperate
Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?
When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked
yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!
When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.
I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.
Similar to Spanking The Monkey.
When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.
The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube
guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!
guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.
Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.
Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.
When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen
I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!