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Stinky Pinky

After you finger the girl's cornhole reach around and stick your fangers in the girls nose and pull straight back. Best when done in doggy style position.

I was doing this doggy style and her was stankin so i jammed my pinky in her starfish and then reached around and put it in her nose to teach her a lesson.

by Brett November 14, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stinky Twinkie

VERB: The act of sodomizing a woman and subsequently, BEFORE ejaculating, removing the penis from the rectum and then inserting it in the woman's mouth. NO warning, NO wiping off of errant fecal matter, NO rinsing (although spitting on the penis prior to insertion in the surprised woman's mouth IS acceptable). Tugging of hair and/or pinching of nostrils to gently encourage the opening of the mouth to receive the shit-smeared penis IS acceptable. Tapping the penis on the forehead or nose of the woman as an "Open, please." gesture is common, and considered polite.

NOUN: The penis itself, as described in the above series of actions which together comprise the "Stinky Twinkie" maneuver. It is indeed stinky, as it has been in a woman's anus, and possibly as far as the descending colon. The reference to the Twinkie, a cream-filled tubular sponge cake manufactured by the Hostess Company, is pretty much self-explanatory; Since the withdrawal takes place prior to ejaculation, the "Twinkie" (penis) is still metaphorically full of "cream" (semen). Technically, the semen actually resides in the testicles.

Thus, as a NOUN, one can both HAVE a Stinky Twinkie and EAT it as well; and as a VERB, the act described above IS known as giving someone "The Stinky Twinkie"

USAGE AS NOUN: "I pulled my dick out of her ass, producing a loud suction noise, and after banging it on her nose a few times, popped the whole smelly business into her mouth like a STINKY TWINKIE."

USAGE AS VERB: "After a long while ass-fucking my woman, and realizing that I wasn't able to come, I yanked it out and gave her the old STINKY TWINKIE."

by BaffleActs July 20, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stinky Pete

Shiting yourself while wearing compression shorts.

Stinky Pete shited himself while wearing a compression shorts at football practice.

by Skylar Orlenos November 24, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kinky Stinky

A bareassed fart on someone's face. Must be within three feet of receiver. Not meant to be a fecal attack.

My friend gave me a kinky stinky, so I broke his arm.

by 253 Gorilla February 23, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


stinky pete

getting a blow job while watching toy story 2

It's hard to get a stinky pete when your kids are in the room.

by Tim March 27, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stinky Pinky

when you accidentily put your finger in the girls butt-hole but intentionally smell the dungy.

i got stinky pinkied but wiped on that bitches couch.

by d-boy April 28, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


stinky tard

A retard who doesnt have good personal hygiene, and smells like poop all the time.

R.J. is a stinky tard.

by Nick August 21, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž