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When a pale white ass gets smacked.
I told that bitch to watch her mouth or else she'll be gettin a Strawberry Moon!
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Someone who has 2 of the 3 symptoms of gingervitus, pale skin and freckles, but blondish hair, think they're not ginger, but still have no soul.
Guy: Yo, tessa a strawberry ginger!
Tessas boyfriend: no she isn't!
Guy: yeah! She's got 2/3 symptoms of gingervitus!
Tessas boyfriend: shutup..
*TB leaves*
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"Man, I woke up to a mean texas strawberry today."
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When you get hella nervous or anxious and tense up your butt making your asshole suck in.
I get strawberry butt every time I'm called on to speak out in front of the class
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Possibly the holy grail of all smoothies. Made with lime sherbet, strawberries, and ice....oh and perfection.
"why are you grinning?"
"because im drinking a strawberry surf-rider"
"aaaaah. liquid happiness"
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The art of gettting sucked off to the point you blow your load in her mouth and proceed to tickle her to make the jizz come out her nose and as she is laughing punch her in the nose.
Me and my girlfriend were having sex one time, I figured I would give her a white dragon topped off with a strawberry shortcake. She was like "What the fuck was that!?" I said "That, bitch, was a Strawberry White Dragon."
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The act of making out with a girl all night long and then never calling her back.
i gave that girl the strawberry milkshake last night!
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