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(n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.
A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).
Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.
group made up to promote the safety and enjoyability of big wave surfing through education and experience
The Big Wave Surf Association has really worked hard to keep the big wave surfers safe.
V. When your on an online profile or search engine and your just looking at a bunch of pictures!
you: "What are you doing?"
me: "I'm just picture-surfing."
"Last night i was picture-surfing though Jane's pics, holy cow she's got some crazy stuff on there"
When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy
Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!
Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis
Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉
surf n turf is a quote from the tv show skins which means getting absolutely high out of your mind while possibly having a cheeky shag. when one spends an evening getting drunk/wasted/sloshed with friends. we live for surf n turf. While surf n turfing you will find mdma fiends and lost wanderers of the ket tribe, that have made a nest in the hardtek forest.
*insert name* surf n turf’d so hard last night she whiteyed into next year!