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When he knows you won’t give him head so he forgets about it but then you surprise him.
I waited till he was asleep and then I gave him surprise Head, he woke up and was very happy!
A "nasonex surprise" is when a male ejaculates into his partners nostrils by surprise while recieving oral sex.
John gave me a nasonex surprise and I haven't been able to smell right since.
When playing the game MOUTHGUARD, wait for the right moment to quickly insert your erect Penis into another player's mouth. Method works best when the player doesn't expect you and while they are laughing.
hey cameron wanna play surprise mouthguard?
A joke on having someone preferably alphabet people hung by a pole or building based on the fact that Saudi Arabia is a strict country where degenerate activity is punished by execution
Looks like you need a Saudi Surprise
Oh you're a alphabet person, time for a Saudi Surprise
The art of going from a lay down 69 to a vertical 69. When the man is about to ejaculate he drops to his knees whilst is genital area is being seduced by a woman who is upside down, when they hit the floor, the man ejaculates and shouts "TOMBSTONEEEEE!!!"
I thought i'd mix it up a little by performing the tombstone surprise
Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!
The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.
Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.
A cat, a car, a job, or man?
Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.
Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?
The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?
I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑
🤭🤭🤭🤣
Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠
The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA
Did you hear about Tom?
Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise