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When a middle eastern person passes gas while either idling or walking near another middle eastern person.
Syrian 1:*sitting in hooka bar relaxing *
Syrian 2:*walks by passing gas whilst keeping eye contact *
Syrian 1: Oh my Allah! Who shit themselves?
Syrian 2:*Watches victim as he is unaware he's been a victim of a syrian suprise*
Syrian Surprise is a Silent but Deadly fart shot towards another Syrian man.
When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.
Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...
A piece of poo that can't be flushed despite numerous attempts.
I just went to the bathroom and Paige has left a Surprise Nugget in the toilet.
When your sugar daddy filed for bankruptcy.
Stat was so pissed when he got a peasant surprise! He thought it meant something else..
Lol dolls, but surprises, do you want your kid to wake up and see a giant surprise lol doll that poops, pees, and throws up?
“Mom, can I have a L.O.L Surprise?”
“Do you want to clean up after it?”
When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.
Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...