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What every white girl in my school wears with their yoga pants. And it's fucking amazing.
Bob: Did you see Kate at school yesterday?
Mike: Hell yeah, man. How could I NOT see her? She looked so HOT in those dirty low-top Chuck Taylors she was wearing with her Yoga Pants.
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talented actress that plays the role of Piper Chapman in the true story series Orange is the New Black. Also starred along with Zac Efron in The Lucky One.
Taylor Schilling is really good as piper in oitnb
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When a male defecates (preferably on a female's chest) and then ejaculates atop the heap of fecal matter in triumphant glory.
The perfect first date for me is horseback-riding, fancy dinner, and then finish the night off with Drillbit Taylor.
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The baddest man that has ever step foot on this great planet. He is everything that is great in this world. The only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a stare down.
Larry Taylor once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Larry roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Larry Taylor.
Larry Taylor does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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an extremely hot & super sexy actor who played bad boy, Tim Riggins in Friday Night Lights
Lyla: I think Tim Riggins is so hot.
Mikayla: Yeah , well , Taylor Kitsch played him .
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The sexiest of the sexy and should be recognized for that.
He has an amazing smile and an even better body. Especially his new 30 pounds of extra hotness...
Personally, I think that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can go make crack babies together because Taylor is the only attractive one in that little group.
Don't get me wrong some of the other actors/actresses are attractive but no one is obsessing over them.
I have one note to add about Kristen Stewart. Okay first of all you need to do something about that man voice of yours and stop blinking every two seconds.
And second take some acting classes...
P.S. you ain't all that!
Example 1
Child of the future: "mommy who's that weird looking man on 'Where are They Now'?''
Mom: "Honey, HER name is Kristen Stewart!''
Example 2
T.V. Host: "Welcome back to 40 hottest men from the 21st century."
"And the number one spot is.....Taylor Lautner!!!"
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Robert Taylor aka Robert "Failer" made his debut on the automotive internet forum www.preludepower.com in August of 2007. True to his nick name, Robert "Failer" Taylor has become a notorious figure on the boards through his plethora of ignorant posts during his 3 year existence. His lack of knowledge about anything remotely related to Honda's and Prelude's truly speaks of his character. He is not afraid to tell you the wonders of a Stock Prelude SH and explain how Honda has finely tuned the performance of his beloved vehicle. He religiously believes that any modification to any automobile, more specifically the Prelude, will actually be downgrading the cars performance. So all of your engine and suspension mods are useless and just attract the police. So in the words of Robert Taylor, keep your loud exhaust and lowered cars, i will just blow by you when you are pulled over on the side of the road by the 5-0.
Some Wise Quotes
"It looks like the special 5 mph bumpers on the lude are ineffective on lowered cars . What a surprise NOT "
"... the 5th gen Prelude engine has been refined to the point that even Honda , after doing many mods to the H22a4 engine , could only squeeze out another 10% of usable power for its the Type s model which in the real world is hardly a noticeable improvement ."
"Your cop attracting fart can works for me by keeping them from looking my way when your in the area !!!!!!!!"
"Who are you? Robert Taylor?! Hhahaha."
"Whatever you do don't listen to Robert Failer."
"Someone's pulling a Robert Taylor."
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