Rural Dictionary

pull test

The manual performance of a diagnostic on an antiquated piece of technology ranging from the invention of the wheel or fire to the flux capacitor.

The very old man had to check the voltage on his pocket pussy so he gave it a pull test.

by P-paw March 16, 2007

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To pass The B Test, a male has to get an erection while making out with another person (thus stating that the kiss was pleasurable.) To fail, the male does not get an erection while making out, because the kiss was not pleasurable.

PERSON 1:Dude, I just passed The B Test...
PERSON 2:Nice!

by HOW ARE YA? June 24, 2010

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Ninja Test

A tough and difficult challenge that involves personal risk and you need to be skillful to complete it.
Often entails suffering a degree of pain.

The scene: A shear crag with rocks and the sea below.

Dave: Come on Peter lets go scuba diving down there.

Peter: Are you crazy? We'd need mountain gear to climb down plus all the that scuba gear weighs a ton.

Dave: No we don't man, it'd be a true ninja test for us!

by Groove Rider October 15, 2008

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Rorschach Test

A Swiss psychological sabotoge technique. This test, developed in secret, admistered in secret, results analysed in secret and measures taken in secret is a way the Swiss promote homocide, suicide and fights in the auberwelt (outerworld) through the scary and enraging defamacious diagosis it yeilds. Hey come on, it looks at the imagination which changes very hour, but if you ask around, these testers go mostly by gossip and use one set of cards for patient testing and another for public viewing. More than 3 different but similar sets of inkblots are used. A tiny alligator mouth is used on the 2 bat # 5 diagrams for public viewing, but a huge alligator mouth shall be found on the inkblot used for testing purposes. Don't see that alligator mouth or you'll be diagnoised with schitzophrenia, scitzophrenia and scitsophrenia. (These spellings ARE presently all being used by psychiatrists.)

Swiis psychological warfare expert, Rorschach, invented the inkblot test after getting in a fight with a colleage over what an accidental inkblot looked like.

"Joe didn't want to share the results of his Rorschach Test with anyone for fear of rejection. After related depression and thoughts of suicide, a friend of Joe joking called him a 'nut.' So Joe shanked his buddy in the kidneys. The news of this assualt spread and helped Swiss and U.S. stock holders who had invested in U.S. psych industries make more money treating insanity and tramas. Swiiss privateering and sabatoging spies, like Rorschach himself, were pleased with the money and 0 accountablity"

by toughlovesickem7563456 December 10, 2011

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