Yo are you smoking on a dirt ball?
Yessir it made my whole house reek for the day.
A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.
-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?
A turd, poop on the ground.
Something you can call someone being a brat.
Shelby was picking on Thomas Allison, but the 6 year old replied "you're a dirt sausage!!"
The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'
Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.
Don't go plowing dirt without proper protection, unless you want dirt herpies the rest of your life
Inhabitants of a trailer park, WalMart parking lot, or any other open space that may contain Mountain Dew and Natty Ice empties. They often congregate when emergency vehicles are present, as they are alerted ahead of time by listening to scanners.
The McPoyles on Always Sunny are some real Dirt Chickens...