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When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard
You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night
One who is afraid of a good time. Often times this person resides in the burbs. Cannot accomplish tasks like someone who lives in the city can. A simple combination of the word city and being a pussy.
My good friend, Mike, is such a City Puss.
To engage in sexual intercourse using one’s penis colada and roast beef.
Woman on their first anniversary: “bae, look at this lovely painting, I would love to have this!” (wink, wink)
Man responding to woman: “How much is that painting?” (Man looks over shoulder and sees $600)
“$600, I can barely get one puss poke a month outta you! And you want a $600 painting!?!?! “
I don't believe in SCOTUS. I have a SCROTUS!
"I don't believe in POTUS. I believe in POTATO PUSS and that's about it!"
Uh don't really know but me and my friend MILLIE always say it. It is like a really bad smell
Y/n: *screams* EW it smells like duss puss in hear
Other person: lol