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When you dump your boyfriend and immediately log out all devices for Netflix and other subscriptions.
Girl 1: I just broke up with Tom.
Girl 2: Doesn't he still have your Netflix password?
Girl 1: Time to engage the ex-boyfriend protocol.
what you say to someone when you just get in a fight with them and you try to make it up so u say this
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this day is meant to either text or talk to your ex in person , you either tell them why they are a great ex or just chooses to out them on the spot.
" hey it's national ex day , love yo u bitch "
" oh it's national ex day , I hate you bitch "
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When two people who have apparently broken continue to hang out all the time and claim there just "friends". Some may say obessed with one another.
obsessed creepy more than friends ex-ing addicted
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The act of placing a 'fucking' in the middle of a word to create a feeling of urgency or to make a point.
Ex-fucking-spand 'ed version!
Boss: Re-fucking-locate those folders!
Employee: 'Sounds important, better get that done!'
Regular version!
Boss: Relocate those folders!
Employee: It can probably wait until I finish this game of minesweeper.
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The former partner of three good friends whom all dated the ex at different points in time.
Robbie shouted at Kat, "don't talk to him, that is Tony, Ryan, and my tri-shared ex!!!"
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The nick-name of Britney Spears or anyone that K-Fed no longer has a serious relationship with.
"Britney and that other woman - They are so K-Fed-Ex."
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