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The lord and savior of all that believe in the power of the great ones(RADICTION and JKL).
Reaction Jackson will smite thee to the gorund if thee dare speak that way to the great ones again.
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Verb: to fail at scoring a touchdown
On September 15, 2008, while playing the Dallas Cowboys, rookie Desean Jackson caught a long ball from Donovan McNabb and threw the ball away a few inches before going into the endzone. It threw away a potentail game winning touchdown. The Cowboys won the game.
To see the play, type in "MNF worst play from a rookie" on Youtube.com
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Before December 12, 2010, this term would be a valid. However, on the date mentioned above, DeSean Jackson scored a touchdown in a very awkward way.
To see the play, type in "Desean Jackson falls into endzone " on Youtube.com
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A mythical beast, which can be found in the in the bronx of weston-super-mare this creature has the ability to change the shape of its face without warning it does this by using an unique type of plastic surgery. this has baffled scientist for years as a seemlusly deformed beast can rescalped it face into something beautiful but is unable to keep it for more than 20 seconds, the last steve jackson to be seen was over ten years ago, and some now think they are extinct but just like big foot, scientist with their camera's are always hoping to catch a gilmps of the beast in one of the natural waterholes of meadvale namely the "nightjar".
tell tale signs that you have seen a steve jackson are
1. it is wearing a ton of hair gel
2. it is probably playing warcraft
3. it is incredibly sarcatic
4. Wearing the asda crest
5. smells like defication
6. may look like brad pitt for 20 seconds
if you have witnessed any of the above please could you contact the National steve jackson spotting agency.
Thankyou
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(aka 50cent) One of the best rappers of all time
Blood in my eye dog n i cant se
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Being on the receiving end of any act causing such great displeasure that the recipient cannot even bear to describe the act. First heardin reference to the formation of the Republican Party in Jackson, Michigan in the 1850s, the phrase referred to a sexual practice--apparently improvised during festivities related to the GOP's founding--so foul and vulgar that its participants swore never to reveal its nature. Believed by some scholars to involve the genital crank.
According to numerous academic sources, the first draft of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address included a reference to the Confederate Army having "really gotten hometowned in Jackson out there."
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When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.
Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.
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1. A condescending foreigner who suffers from extreme feelings of penis envy due to the economic, military, and political power of the United States.
2. Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. See also frog.
1. Jacques Chirac.
2. Jacques Chirac.
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