Octo-moose

A moose with four arms and four legs.

"Look", said Hamish and Sean, "There's an Octo-moose over there"

2👍 2👎

The Rusty Moose

Two parties face each other, standing up, about three apart. One party bends over forward and puts their head between the other party's legs. They then proceed to flip the second party onto their back and still stay horizontal. The party on top licks the anus of the other party. The party on bottom shakes their head and tickles the crotch of the top party.

Grant gave Bart the Rusty Moose last week.

2👍 2👎

Under the Moose

The condition you're in when you're having an awful day at work, or are otherwise feeling worthless and crapped upon.

In reference to the 2009 Superbowl commercial - Monster: "Moose"

Joe: So how has work been going, Bob?

Bob: I've been feeling a little Under the Moose lately.

2👍 2👎

bull moose

1. A very strong moose.

2. A bull moose republican.

T. Roosevelt felt "as strong as a bull moose"

20👍 53👎

moose knuckle

the male version of a camel toe

When a male is wearing clothing or underwear so tight to his genital area, the testicles and/or penis are pushed into the shape resembling a moose knuckle.

33👍 96👎

moose fist

Synonomous with camel toe.
Beaver clevage.
Cooter clevage.
Flapper fold.

Large women tend have problems with the phenomenon known as moose fist.

8👍 17👎

moose knuckles

The sight of a woman's sexual anatomy which you can clearly view through her clothes, like a wedgie in her crotch area. Also known to be called; "camel toe".

Mark and I saw this chick with nice moose knuckles while walking down the street.

102👍 328👎