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A STUPID game of chance played with a partially-loaded REVOLVER.
The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.
Six Crips sat around playing Russian Roulette, which is not a bad thing for Crips to do.
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A brand of luxury cigarette made by Sobranie but no longer available, at least in the United States. Black Russians were wrapped in deep brown paper and sometimes had gold tips and had a flavor a bit like Nat Shermans. They were the best cigarettes ever made.
Black Russians had so much tar and nicotine their sale was banned.
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The act of blowing into a woman’s vagina while simultaneously double fisting her ass.
Jane never walked the same after she received Russian CPR in the back alley of the strip club.
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Stalin's wet dreams ALL of your Slavic needs will be for filled the Russian tank has everything from warship turrets on wheels to blocks of Stalinist
Holy shit the russian tank tore my house apart
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A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.
My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".
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The practice of misnaming a girl you are having sex while you are having sex from behind. You then try to stay on her as long as possible as she tries to turn around.
Bob: Yo, I russian rodeo-ed that chick.
Connor: Nice! How long did you hold on?
Bob: I only got like 7 second, she was feisty.
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A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!
Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.
Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?
Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
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