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n. Giving yourself an enema with Milwaukee’s Best (or Old Milwaukee for the senior citizens), then shitting it all over your girlfriend while she relaxes in the tub.
Instead of sending my girlfriend to the spa, we stayed at home and I gave her a Milwaukee Mud Bath.
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A rare feat only known to have been performed thirteen times in recorded history. The act involves a person (man or woman) vomiting on a second person who happens to be taking a dump on a clear glass table that a third person is lying beneath and looking up through.
The real reason the Beatles broke up was that Ringo felt slighted when he wasn't included in the Cincinnati Chili Bath.
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When a group of guys cum in a tub, and make a girls swim in it.
Josh: "Bro, me and a couple of girls gave Maria and Stacy a Russian Cum Bath last night!"
Dave: "Gross."
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When a Mexican dude is so drunk he vomits in his buddies lap
Juan couldn't take the bumpy pickup truck ride over the border anymore, and leaned over and gave Jose a Mexican Frito Bath
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A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.
Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?
Person B: By taking a Violate Jizz Bath.
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
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the gun super-store from a Simpson's episode.
"I have to get some towels and some general bathroom crap to decorate my new place."
"Well, let's go to Blood Bath and Beyond then. I have one of those 20% coupons they are always mailing me."
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