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cock music

Genere for NCT.

Nct 127 comeback in a few weeks! Can’t wait for more cock music!!

by jaehyunamor July 15, 2020

49πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Cock Snake

A whore that can deep throat enormous man parts. The woman grabs the 15 inch monster and jams it down her esophagus.

John: hey you offer any "special" services ?
Whore: ehh sucky sucky 5 dolla ?
John: hell yeah lets do this biotch
Whore:*unzips guys pants* grr goguuaa go ohhh brr aah

John: Holy sh!t ! Your a Fu%&ing cock snake !!!
Whore: *Dies of Asphyxiation*
John : Mother Fu$8 what the fuc&ing hell am i going to do with this bitch !!!!!!

by Mr McJohnson May 18, 2009

43πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


cock blocked

1) The prevention of a potential hook-up. Either done by a jealous friend/douschebag, or by an overprotective friend (Mother Hen) of the girl involved in potential hook up. (see game killer.

2) The act of "cutting" at a 4-way stop sign and "cock-blocking" someone who has waited thier turn at a stop sign.

1) Guy 1: I'd really like to see you again.
Girl 1: I don't have to go home tonight.
Guy 2: Hey Carl, remember that time you shit yourself?
Girl 1: Ummm... I have somewhere to be...

2) This dumbass in a drivers ed car just cock blocked me at the stop sign. So I tailgated the fucker till he ran of the road, it was my turn at the stop sign, he needs to learn his place.

by Keifer Jennings November 9, 2006

333πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


drunk on cock

Inebriated from too much semen and/or penis sucking

After I got done with that bitch she was drunk on cock.

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

54πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


cock and bull

A fabricated or highly exaggerated story intended to deceive.
This is a corruption of a "concocted and bully story". Bully is the Danish bullen, or exaggerated. Therefore, it stands to reason that a cock and bull story is a made up, exaggerated story.

I don't want to hear another cock and bull story about why you are late.

by Lorn A. W. August 15, 2004

134πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


cock drill

homosexual roosters engaging in anal on a daily basis

dang those chickens can't wait for their cock drill

by Alan Scheks August 10, 2017

24πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cock raisin

A cock so shriveled that it looks like a raisin. The male opposite of a twat waffle.

That pool must be dirty cold! Check out that ninja and his cock raisin!

by twaffle in vegas January 26, 2009