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The most inconvient person with no aspect of time. Whatsoever.
Gas Operator: Yes, well he'll be there tomorrow, Wednesday, between nine and six.
...Wednesday...
No Gas Man...
...Saturday...
21:46: Gas Man: (Finally Arrives) Hello. You called for a Gas Man. Bear in mind I'll charge extra for being called out on the weekend.
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A redneck town full of churches and red lights and not much else. All the people know each other and don't like strangers.
Can we drive around Baxley, GA because I sure don't want to go through it.
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A small town south of Atlanta georgia, which used to be a clean, drug free, crime free, mostly Caucasian city. But that was in the 90s, now overrun by black gangsters and thug wannabe, the once peacefull town, has opened up pawn shops, thrift store, and every low class place that could be expected.
Hey brotha, fayetteville ga has turned into the next Riverdale yo...all you need is ebt, to purchase anything
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Masses releasing gasses outta they asses causing global warming.
"Dude did you just fart?"
"Yeah"
"What the hell is wrong with you, don't you know you're creating greenhouse gas?"
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To not do something previously agreed to. (usually at the last minute)
Can be shorted to 'gas out'.
Or to reject an idea/suggestion.
Example A;
Person A: "hey man, ready to go?, it's gonna be awesome!"
Person B: "...errrrm... actually i think i'm gonna gas it out.
Person A: "You're an idiot."
Example B;
"I was going to see my bird last night but i thought i'd gas out and have a pot noodle and a wank instead"
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Yet another patethic attempt at making the death penalty seem more appealing which was no doubt inspired by the Nazi gas chambers used in the concentration camps in World War II.
How about we give those gas chamber supporters a little puff of hydrogen cyanide and see how much they like it.
The guard tells the condemned to take a deep breath before they release the gas which he is supposed to hold as long as he can knowing that the next breath he takes is hydrogen cyanide which will slowly make him gasp and spasm uncontrollably for a few minutes while the prosecution sits there and watches with a smile on their face thinking "wow, what a great victory, this will really boost my courier"
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The girl has her head in a pillow and ass in the air. You put your mouth on her peach hole and your nose in her A-hole. Then just start sucking and snorting like mad man (or woman).
Last nicht I saw my dad do a gas mask on my aunt.
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