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...a way of life, a style of living, mankinds one only perfect creation....
dude dawg, i was so fucked up last night i decided to hit up the tube and was some fx. then sum nigguhs came over and they was like.. yo b, lets go smoke sum shit up.. i b like nawww mann fx has the movies son you bettuh check yoself befo you wreck yoself maynnn... then they left.. and dem mo fuckuhs was missin out
26👍 9👎
n. chick flick so awful, so totally full of Jennifer Anniston, that you wish a horde of army ants would gnaw off your leg to keep you awake and add some excitement to the evening.
Dude! How was your date last night?
Absolutely dreadful. We viewed, and here I'm totally going to pause for effect, a roam ants movie!
Did you at least get your bleeding stump licked?
17👍 5👎
A buff, calf- defined load of shit.
Guy1: "hey man look at my homework"
Guy2" dang that's as incorrect as the HD Sonic the Hedgehog movie"
14👍 3👎
The standard 16 oz. red Dixie cup, as featured at every party in every teen movie.
How the hell are we going to play beer pong without any teen movie cups?
43👍 18👎
Meeting a girl in the movies theaters think she is hot. But then later on When you are exposed to the light see she isn't what you thought she was
Ryan was victim to movie theater illusion that girl looked so hot in the movie but HE shouldnt of made out with her
That girl is so movie theater illusion
14👍 5👎
When a resolution to a conflict appears to be so simple and easy, in reference to the number of movies with easily identifiable resolutions early in the films runtime.
Character 1: “This place looks way too creepy, I think we should just leave”
Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever
the porn video you watch after you have ejaculated as something do while you are clean up
Did John tell you the story about how he had to watch a half an hour long clean up movie?