nut juice

juice or juices released by a man's testicles by going above the rim and with authority, placing the ball in the net only to the dismay of the opponent who is between your legs helplessly getting a faceful of it.

kobe bryant sprays nut juice on dwight howard. its on youtube.

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butt nut

A large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus.

When she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean.

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deez nuts

Used to make someone feel stupid for actually falling into the trap of this joke

"Hey, do you want some tape and CD's?"
"What am I gonna do with that?"
"You can tape my dick to your forehead so you can See Deez Nuts!!!"

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Nut Brick

A nut brick (also known as nut bricking) is a form of ejaculation onto someones face which in turn causes the impact of semen to make an individual feel as if hit with a brick.

*Boy ejaculates onto girls face*

Girl: "OUCH !"

Boy: "What ?"

Girl: "You totally just nut bricked me !"

Boy: "Sorry"

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Kicked in the nuts

One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.

(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)

guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!

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nut jacket

When lint accumulates on the nut sack after being in your pants on a hot sweaty day.

Man my nut jacket yesterday was totaly janky.

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busting a nut

in the act of cumming or producing semen. usually occurs while jerking off.

boy 1: dude I busted the fattest nut last night to that hot girl Kathryn
boy 2: busting a nut just makes me more calmed down bro

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