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Yahoo Pimp

A down on his luck guy with a harem of cyber hoes who acually believes the number of IM's he sends out is a direct correlation of his pimp status.

Greg C's the biggest Yahoo Pimp on this side of the Mississippi. He's got some many hoes that he caught carpotunnel syndrome.

by Big Daddy R September 23, 2004

36๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


pimp hand

1. the hand you use to back-hand pplz with

2. the ability to keep yo hoes in line

3. something sean connery has

"it'sh ok to hit a woman, as long as it'sh an open hand."
keepin that pimp hand strong

-sean connery

by sssshhhhyyyyiiiiittttttt February 5, 2010

75๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


pimp juice

1. Anything that attracts the opposite sex. This could be money, fame, or intellect. It is common knowledge that bitches have more pimp juice than their male counter-parts, specifically in their talk and walk. Pimp juice is also color blind, working on all colors, creeds, and kinds.
Pimp juice, however, is not present in any human for the entire duration of one's life. Onset generally occurs at age 9 and begins to taper off around age 50.
Made popular in the song 'Pimp Juice' by Nelly.

2. May also refer to Nelly's non-carbonated energy drink 'Pimp Juice', possibly used to enhance one's production of pimp juice...

"She only wants me for my pimp juice..."
-Nelly

by twineblue April 5, 2010

65๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pimp Fuck

Pimp fuck is what happens when you gotta tell a bitch twice

"Bitch don't make me pimp fuck you!"

by Pimptah April 9, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Simp or pimp

Similar to smash or pass where but instead of judging the sexiness of someone it's opinioning the amount of respect you'd give to that person where "Simp" stands for I'll treat that person like a queen/king (cuz yeah any act of kindness towards the opposite sex especially for females it's considered Simping nowadays) and " Pimp" stands for I have no respect for that person in fact I'll even pimp her/him if I could.

1: What about Tatiana, simp or pimp?
2: Totally simp for her, I know what kind of person she is and she deserves the best .

by milked.cookie December 1, 2020

28๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pimp Juice

pimp juice (pĭmp joos) n.

1. anything that makes em' WANT you
2. your cum
3. Nelly's new all natural energizing fruit drink

pimp juicey (pĭmp joosē) adj.

1. to describe someone who has a lot of Pimp Juice (see above)
2. something disgustingly flavorful
3. funkily strange

pimp juice
1. Everybody loves me fo' my pimp juice. oooooooooOOOoOOooOOoooOo
2. She drank all of his pimp juice and choked.
3. He drinks pimp juice because he thinks he will become a star rapper.

pimp juicey
1. You're my pimp juicey player because everyone wants you.
2. Whoa, that coffee is pimp juicey.
3. Dude! That fungus is totally pimp juicey!

by Nurd February 17, 2004

265๐Ÿ‘ 124๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poverty Pimp

Poverty Pimp: A pejorative term used in the U.S. to label a person or group; typically an elected official, activist, religious leader, social services agency or faith-based organization, which has appointed itself as an intermediary for the poor and the disenfranchised, but which unethically benefits either financially or politically from their position as a representative of a "victimized group." Such a person isn't truly interested in helping the people that he/she claims to represent, but is instead more interested in their own career(s).

Examples: Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Maxine Waters, Obamacare.

Welfare agencies are often poverty pimps because if more minorities emancipated themselves from the welfare state, those who facilitate the welfare would be out of a job.

by Jfume November 11, 2017

51๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž