Manly seat

Is een a girl sits on a mans lap while having a boner

Omg look she is Sting like the manly seat lol fucking loser daddy chill ayo

Jumper seat

Take a car battery and attach it to a metal seat and make it the only place for someone to sit.

Dude my brother came over last night and we used the jumper seat on him

The Obese Seat

You can't fit in it if you are obese.

Aretha Franklin cannot fit into the obese seat.

Seat Snake

A seat snake is someone who snatches someone's seat when the original seat owner leaves to ex.) use the bathroom, get a drink, etc.

Person 1: Oh my god what a fun party. Its so fun, but I'm going to get another drink.
Person 2: Oh wow seat snake! *Snatches the person's seat.*
Person 1: Wow you are such a seat snake it's not even funny.

Sitting on the heat seat

Sitting on the seat that is only used for masturbating and with the intent of masturbating.

Where's matt?

I'm not sure, but the last time I saw him, he was sitting on the heat seat, beating his meat

put the seat down

Close your trap

You need to put the seat down

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…