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a fart out in the woods and blaming it on a spider
man those are some big barking spiders
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the noun used to describe dried semen stuck in one's pubic hair
I cummed so hard my spider web looked like it was made by a tarantula
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Often found in McDonalds hamburgers.
Jerome: Shit, dude! I just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!
Alan: That's nasty shit, man.
Pumba: Mhm.
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a spider that goes in your ass when u sit on the toilet
i saw a ass spider making babies with a penis snake
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When a semi-"excited" male person's crotch looks like a curled up dead spider.
Janice: "Did you see Jerome's spider crotch today?!"
John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"
Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"
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A naked prank. To preform this prank: 1. get naked; 2. find a commonly used door that is closed; 3. get on the side of the door so it opens away from you; 4. do a hand stand with your feet up agains the door jam with you facing towards it; 5. wait for a person to come through the door; 6. they get a face full of banus!!!!
wow that guy has done the spider man like 4 times and he doesn't even know anyone here. How admirable!!!!
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Gross and abhorrent sexual proclivities. Weaves a disgusting web of misery and despair around young kids. Often prey on their own young causing the innocent child to die slowly on the inside while the spider himself becomes more and more powerful.... that is until the child tells someone. They are inhuman, godless, weak and pathetic examples of the dark side. Dangerous insects that should be eradicated.
Wayne... a 54yo rok spider who has finally become tangled in his own putrid web when his daughter found the strength to report him. HERE'S TO THE ROK SPIDERS NEW LIFE ON THE INSIDE...BEHIND BARS & SOMEONE'S BITCH. SUFFER AS THE CHILDREN SUFFERED.
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