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Tracking game

While you are pissing, if someone throws an object within your line of sight, you must immediately start tracking it with your piss. If you hit it, you immediately jack off and nut on it, but if your nut misses it, you kill yourself

Yooo, I was pissing at the kindergarten baseball practice and one of them threw a ball at me so I started the Tracking game, and hit it at the last second!

by Edge master200 April 2, 2024


Jack the Track

When you create artificial traffic by actively using a bunch of bots or phones in a single vehicle to dissuade other gps users from using the same pathway as you.

Steve: Yo we gotta be in LA in less then 10hrs, lets make like Moses and Jack the Track!
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.

by Capuchin for Hire August 12, 2023


track shot

a so called "trick shot" where the player don't actively throw stuff to hit the target, rather used a premade tracks and environment so the object can reach the target without any issue. typically done with hotwheels toys and followed by domino or something else.

"watch this trick shot"
*proceeds to slide a ball down the track*
"dude, that is a track shot"

by Soggy_Oreo February 13, 2021


Pussy tracking pussy canon

When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.

"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"

by notthatfunny November 8, 2019


Track and chilling

The act of using a block starter in the sprinting events: 100m, 200m, 300mH, 400m; and falling at the beginning of the race giving the track a nice grind.

Past Tense:
Aaliyah track and chilled on her 300mH race.

Present Tense:
Track and chilling at the moment so I don't need to run.

Future Tense:
I want to track and chill later at the 100m and eat shit.

by Row-holy Plur-ass April 3, 2016


Tracking

Generally used by military personnel to convey that they already understood something that was said to them.

Useful when you want to tell someone who's a higher rank than you that you already knew what they just told you, and you're kind of pissed that they thought you didn't already know, but the ridiculous stipulation of having to answer to a grown man who's only been in a year or two longer than you dictates that you can't have an opinion of your own, much less tell this man to piss off.

Disclaimer: is also used casually/non-aggressively, but its main appeal is that you can get away with being belligerent.

Corporal "Working Supervisor": Hey bitch, formation at 1600

Lance Corporal Second-NJP: Tracking.

by CynicalWind November 24, 2022


Tracking

When early twenty-somethings start tackling life stage milestones very quickly

Jack: Owes, did you hear Paul from our year got married last weekend?

Owes: Yikes. We’re 20. That man is tracking.

by Poshjoshintosch January 31, 2021