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Twisting My Tubes

The same thing as busting someone's balls, except females don't have balls...so, they get their tubes twisted instead. Giving a girl a hard time about something, beating them down with negative comments and insults.

Yeah, I know I shouldn't have dated that crackhead cousin of yours. So you can stop twisting my tubes already, okay?

My boss has been twisting my tubes all week about missing that deadline.

by G-Nice January 21, 2011


tube sock pussy

Pussy that is so worn out that the opening has lost all elasticity and gapes open like the opening on a worn out tube sock.

Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.

by 23rd Chromosome January 1, 2016

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permission to blow tubes

Nautical. Requesting permission to blow hot steam on the tubes in a naval superheated boiler. Often thought to refer to a sailor by the name of Tubes, but this is not correct. The permission is needed because there will be a release of some smoke when tubes are blown.

Engineering Officer: Request permission to blow tubes, sir.
Officer of the Deck: Permission granted.

by Charlie Rippin July 11, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


distended tube sock

a gaped, ragged out anus; a loose asshole

Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.

by w0nderb0ydp74 February 8, 2010

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Fallopian Tube

The thing that you are attatched to your bellybutton with your mums vag vag. Also frequently used for whacking people on the head with it and threatening to rip their Fallopian tube off.

Fallopian boy- a kid who is way to attached to his mother
"I will hit you with a fallopian tube"
"I will rip your fallopian tube out"

by MYSTERYFAL April 22, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


pink tube sock

when intestines are pulled out of an anal canal as a result of a serious anal pounding

I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I gave her a pink tube sock!

by Matt Rosado September 7, 2006

77๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


boob tube baby

Stereotype used to categorize individuals who fall into a fairly modern trend in child rearing, where the child is not properly raised. Instead the parent(s) occupy the child by setting them in front of a TV as opposed to actively engaging the child in productive activities. This type of childhood typically fosters poor social behaviors and disorders such as ADHD, beckoning use of term.

John is the most awkward boob tube baby I've ever run in to.

by Chillbur November 21, 2012

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