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seven year itch

The claim that a man will or has the urge to cheat around the 7th year of his marriage.

George: So Bill, feeling that Seven Year Itch yet?
Bill: Yea but I've decided to ignore it.
George: Good man Bill, good man!

by Mar_melmo88 March 20, 2007

197๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


15 years of experience

A term used liberally by technology people (mostly systems administrators) who are not yet 30, but still somehow have 15 years of real world experience.

Brian: "I'm not trying to be insulting, I'm just using 15 years of experience doing this stuff to come to a resolution. Its been rare that I've let you guys down in that respect, so don't take it as Brian being insulting, take it as Brian asking you to let Brian worry about the details."

Chris: "Ok, Brian."

by cfarley February 29, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


five year plan

taking five or more years to complete high school or college.

high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.

Looks like Aaron failed again! That silly bastard. Looks like he's making a five year plan!!

by fubsish October 2, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


5 year old

A kid who is not a baby not a toddler and is going to kindergarten.

An object or thing that is 5 years old.

Something more than a few years old

My 5 year old kid is going to kindergarten!

My purse is 5 years old!

My house is 5 years old.

by alia(jk) September 27, 2019

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New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside

Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.

by firecraker098 December 30, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


13 year old

Probally searchs up prices for weed, meth, etc in math class

Those 13 year olds allways search up weed prices

by Suckmyweed April 6, 2022

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Four Year Strong

Pure Sex

My ears were the ass and Four Year Strong was the thundering penis of Zeus.

by The Steamy Rhino April 14, 2009

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