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Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third is a very smart and innovative individual who is very handsome, with his moustache, his very beautiful dark purple hair and his orange sci-fi glasses. He has created a lot of hit games such as: "Joe's (Totally Legal) Flight Simulator", "Joe's Tower Defense" and "Joe's Driving Simulator".
Jones: "Man i love Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third's games! They're amazing!
Bob: "Yea, my favorite one is the flight simulator!"
a frog made out of paper who is a scientist and can fly. but he prefers flips. his fav food is veggie/fly lasagna. he lives in Shrek's swamp. he is an orthodontist. he is married to a jelly baby named Matilda. Matilda is a prostitute.
Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third is cool because he is a orthodontist who flips and occasionally goes to the zoo.
The act of over-anxiously trying to get to third base with a girl, generally resulting in the abrupt interrupting of coitus.
Man1: How far did you get with Lisa last night?
Man2: Well, I got to second base, but got Thrown out trying to steal third.
Man1: Gotta be more patient next time.
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This bad ass will make you cry
Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean
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1. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement;
2. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement that was funny the first 1,000,000 times it appeared on a tee shirt.
Man 1: Your tee shirt says "I gave my word to stop at third."
Man 2: Pretty funny, huh?
Man 1: Please kill me.
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Having a wank which leads to sperm coming from the japseye(making your third eye cry)
" God you seem stressed have you been making your third eye cry lately?"
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Spouse's third-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
My co-third-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.