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Born in Souix Falls, South Dakota. Thomas plays in the greatest indie band ever, The Spill Canvas. He has a sexy voice that makes girls quiver like his leg that he moves in time to music. Very sexy man.
Hi, I'm Nick Thomas, and I'm sexy.
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Thomas Forrester is a very jealous person. He often eats pizza all by himself and won't share a single slice. Thomas is a very posh person who is slightly or sometimes fully homosexual. He really likes to make homosexual jokes. Overall Thomas Forrester is a very VERY unique human being.
Thomas Forrester is a unique human being.
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Also see- dick tease.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.
I ain't messing with that bitch, she's a total dirty thomas.
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A German Cartoonist who is credited for creating the elephant and donkey representatives for the republican and democratic political parties of the United States of America, respectively.
See Also: Nast, King of Nast, Thomas Nast King of Nast.
"Yo bitch, dat is Thomas Nast, King of Nast, Nast!"
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A dumb ass dude going by the name Thomas metcalfe will have an unusual under average cock, and if they say it big everyone knows their lying becuase its the size of an AA.battery...
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He is the thicccest boi he is so thiccc im pretty sure he has hiv but who cares cuz he so dummy thiccc
Bitch: im horny
Other bitch: get some thiccc Thomas roberts cock you hoe
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The act of ejaculating up a partner's anus, then having it fired on to the face with ferocious wind, whilst one screams "You Bounder!"
"The missus and me did the Terry Thomas last night"
"Did you?"
"Yep, Nailed me like a power hose"
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