Tennesse Tight Rope

When you tie a string to the end of your erect penis and have a woman walk across it.

I had to call the ambulence because my girlfriend and I tried to Tennesse Tight Rope

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Super tight Hole

Term used in the Oil and Gas Industry describing a well where no information is to get out. Info is only shared between the most trusted people. Can be used in everyday speech for a deadly secret that others are not to repeat and you would only tell a spouse or old friend.

Honey, I actually like men and not you. I will stay married with you for the children. (No need to say this is super tight hole information.)

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Ninja Tight Deathgrip

Ninja tight deathgrip's, or NTD's, occur when some gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja puts his hand near a fatal area and squeezes, preventing any possible escape. Possible areas of attack include the neck, general chest area (GCA), or chimpo/cooter/front butt. Typically, ninja's do not attempt this attack on themselves. The only known ways to escape are: 1) Having a nearby ally immediately kill the ninja or 2) simply allowing the ninja to kill you.

Luis: That gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja's got Davo in a Ninja Tight Deathgrip!!!1 Should we help?
Bobby Evans: No, we suck; let him die.

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my pants are tight

Originating from a HOT group of girls in Mass of two shits

It means that you are highly anxious, scared, nervous, or stressed out.

I have to write a 10 page paper tonight and I ran out of adderall. My pants are SO fucking tight.

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egg shit tight

When something is perfection..like a crew of your closest homies partying the right way in New Orleans. A party where shitting in baskets is allowed and the boot is the only thing that can be drunk. Or as some say...extra tight.

Damn that Mario kart winning streak was egg shit tight.

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Tight Ass Tuesday

The rules are simple:
-You can only buy the first 5 items you see at the supermarket that are reduced by more than 50%
-You must cook dinner using these 5 items (and only these 5)
-You may add things from the garden and condiments

Tonight is Tight Ass Tuesday

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keep this shit tight

When your man adjusts his junk before he puts on the tighty whiteys. It’s sexy as hell. I’m a big fan.

What’re you doin’ there?

Ima keep this Shit tight for you babe.

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