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Pillow talk with an emphasis on tits which describes a woman's tits in colorful detail; the best forms of tit-talk are those that refrain from using commonly used terms when referring to a woman's bust, such as the word "tits". Rather, words like "jugs" or "melons" are often used.
Although tit-talk can be spoken by both males and females it is not generally accepted to refer to it as such if spoken by a male. Titmen find tit-talk alluring and sensual because it requires their female partners to "break out of their shells" as with most forms of dirty talk. As a result, tit-talk is often used to arouse a titman even further; usually when there is physical contact with a woman's tits involved as in the case of titfucking.
Due to the commonly acknowledged fact that tit-talk can only be spoken by women it is not something one usually encounters; not unlike other types of pillow talk amongst the female population. A girl with big tits who actually uses tit-talk is considered a sort of "holy grail" to all titmen. This makes it extremely difficult for a titman to "hold his load" when his female partner resorts to tit-talk.
You wanna hear some tit-talk? I had no idea you were such a titman! Do you like my big and juicy melons, Stud? You've probably never seen boobs as big and MASSIVE as these...do you like the way they bounce and jiggle? My big heaving jugs are all yours, big boy...these giant DD hooters have your name written all over them. Wanna wash your name off my beautiful, nut-busting knockers with your cum?
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Breasts which display bologna-like properties. The said breasts may be male or female.
Man I'd like to stick those bologna tits between to slabs of bread with some mothafuckin' mayo.
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What happens when a girl hugs you really tight from any direction.
Compression of tits = Tit Smash.
'So i was lying on the floor and this girl came and laid on top of me, total tit smash'
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Droopy, saggy breasts that resemble a weasle.
Often times they are seen on "hippy" or "alternative" women that do not wear a bra in a rediculous attempt to end sexism. The lack of support results in drooping tits, and thus, weasel tits.
Dude, that crazy hippy girl has some serious weasel tits, those things are down to her stomach.
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1. (n) the condition that arises in males who have stopped taking steroids. The male body in reaction to the steroids starts producing large amaounts of female hormones such as estrogren and progesterone, resulting in the growth of breasts.
2. (n) the condition that arises in overweight men
1. Damn, now that John is not taking steroids anymore he's gone bald and has some bitch tit.
2. George needs to lose some weight cause he got some serious bitch tit.
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Tits Magee is a person, any person, with nice tits, or huge fatty titties, or sporting medium tits and great cleavage. When you refer to someone as tits magee you can do it in front of them or close to them and just refer to them as "magee" and drop the tits. They can be ugly, hot, fat, but when you refer to a fat person as "magee" you say it with a sort of sarcastic snarl, but a hot chick would be refered to with a desired tone.
Guy 1: "Hey, who hit on you at the club?"
Guy 2: "Fuggin tits magee"(with a sarcastic snarl cause she was fat and obnoxious and had hug fatty titty cleavage that shook like a tsunami tidle wave when she danced).
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