beaver card

accepting sex as payment for services rendered

"Oh Mr Plumber i don't have enough money to pay for the servicing my pipes... Do you accept beaver card?

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Homo Card

A verbal object in which someone says to another to label them as homo.
NOTICE: One can reject a homo card by saying "No Homo" before the homo statement is used.

Tyler: Dude, I was just listening to Cher and-
Kyle: Homo card.

How to acoid this:
Tyler: Dude, I was just listening to Cher, no homo, and she's amazing!
Kyle: Oh, cool, she's almost as good as Celine Dion.
Tyler: ..Homo card.

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p card

the players card

i have the players card

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House of Cards

a sexual position in which the male is leaning at an angle with the back of his shoulders against a wall, supporting the female in the eki ben position. The House of Cards is named as such for its obvi

"his back was against the wall. He lifted me up and we started to make love. Unfortunately, he had neglected to take his socks off, and the carpet was nylon. It felt like were were a House of Cards and one wrong move could topple us over."

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cancer card

What "certain folks" with cancer like to cry to make other people feel bad.

"i tried calling in sick today, but my boss who has a breast disease pulled the cancer card on me, so i came in anyway."

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Punk Card

(noun). An imaginary "membership" card to the punk subculture. Punk cards are often referred to by others than the "holder" of said "card,' for presentation and review. Also used to reflect "punk points" - merits and demerits reflecting the actions of the holder, based on others' scrutiny.

Person 1: "I really think capitalism is super cool"

Person 2: "Alright, let's see your punk card - yep that's minus 2 points"

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v card

Someone who has a virgin card. They're a virgin..

I have a v card. Doesn't that suck? I'm a virgin!

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