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At the height of climax, Trump delivers his famous Mar-a-lago milkshake.
When you add glue to a milkshake to make it taste better. The glue, not the milkshake.
Man 1: Dude, don't you hate when your glue tastes so bad?
Man 2: Try a Sticky Milkshake. It makes it taste better.
The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.
Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.
When a flaccid penis achieves orgasm through aggressive shaking.
“ I woke up out of a dead sleep ... next thing I knew, I was milkshaking all over myself... “
2 uncircumsized men stitch their foreskin together and make it form a cup. Then they wrap it around both their cocks, and cum inside of it until it fills up like a balloon. Then, using their dicks like a spoon, they slosh the cum around until it becomes foamy and then they drink it.
Me and jerry love to go milkshaking together. It is great fun and we get a tasty drink when it's done!
When you cum inside but dont pull out then keep going and the juices mix into a foam.
Tom: Bro I didn't even tell you about last night.
Jay: What happened?
Tom: I was milkshaking the fuck outta her.
Jay: *vomits*
One of the most publicized food and beverage brands in the world, as demonstrated by the incredible media it has garnered globally
I loved Millions of Milkshakes so much and my dreams were smashed last night when I was about to go there with friends and found out it had closed down