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Turtle Swag

The actions that lead up to a awkward moment. Normal swags awkward counterpart.

Logan: I love you Hannah.
Hannah: *spits milk all over Logan in shock*
Hannah's friend: Way to rock that Turtle Swag

by awkwardcool February 23, 2012

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Sloppy Turtle

Something characterized by qualities similar to that of the Florida soft shell turtle, namely a revolting physique, distinct lack of personal hygiene, and miserably aggressive personality.

Stop harassing the children and eating their lunches you Sloppy Turtle!

by Marcie211 October 7, 2014

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Gay Turtle

When you are a gay turle you are gay af and have no social life freinds or other means of expressing yourself besides saying ur a gay turtle

Lou is the big gay, gay turtle.

by BIGSTRAIGHT February 7, 2019

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Curb Turtle

A fat prostitute who sits on the side of the road, waiting to be picked up.

"Look at that fat hooker, who would pick her up?" said Jim
"Yeah, what a curb turtle!" Exclaimed Todd

by Flakass May 10, 2010

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Dick Turtle

1.The dick of the turtle animal.

2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.

Hello Chirs i've notice that you are quite a Dick Turtle.

by fgkiller February 17, 2010

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Torturing The Turtle

Excesive Compulsive Masterbation

"Where is Rob?"
"He is in his room torturing the turtle."

by Matlor March 6, 2008

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Cripple turtle

A cripple turtle is when your having sex and your penis is no longer erect.

Example: Yah he just got a cripple turtle the other night so we just watched a movie instead.

by PONY, the Founder September 20, 2010

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