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A man whose entire personality revolves around being a married man and perfect partner to his wife. He will constantly name drop his wife, praise her, or champion the sacred unity of marriage even when unprompted. While seemingly genuine in nature, the “Wife Guy” is usually a known cheater who uses his devotion to his wife as a cover for his misdeeds.
Person 1: Can you believe Fred was cheating with Alice? He was always talking about his wife Muriel with such love!
Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.
Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!
Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)
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To be a Military Wife you are to love your spouse whether he’s right next to you or thousands of miles away. A military wife wouldn’t cheat or dishonor their spouse. Not everyone can be a military wife.
I’m a faithful Military Wife and I love my Husband.
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A shot consisting of Southern Comfort and Roses Lime Juice. Sometimes referred to as a "milk".
Hey McS, order up 4 wife beaters.
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white t-shirt worn by men.
DMX always has on a wife beater.
(Misha-Dallas)
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A garment worn which enables the wearer to adopt a pseudo-action venire, extended only by stains, and possible incognito smells. However, if the wearer is a person prone, or tending to act in a less extrovert manner, then he can be seen as a slob, or likeness to the name 'wife-beater'.
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Doing a girl who has OCD from behind and positioning her in front of something disorganized, i.e. unfolded laundry, unwashed dishes, unfiled taxes. May take a while...but she just can't stop herself.
A real win-win for a single guy.
"So, she just started organizing your closet while you were inside her?"
"Yep, she's a real Stepford Wife."
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Someone who dedicates one's time and resources to the financial success of a dedicated other, by handling any and all domestic duties in full, such as cleaning, decorating, handling the process of paying bills, any family obligations such as sending birthday cards. Also does light business administration duties as well such as bookkeeping, expense reports, filing and other paperwork.
I am an executive level single mom. I need a 2018 Wife so bad I will turn lesbo if I have to.
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