tongue nasty

A bad bitch with an I don’t give a fuck attitude. Nuts in a bitches mouth and makes them fart it out their ass. They use their split tongue to lick both sides at the same time. Tongue Nasty a FREAK

I met this guy in the grocery store yesterday and he asked me if I would let him bust a nut in my mouth and fart in out onto his face. I asked his name and he said they all call me “Tongue Nasty”

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nibba tongue

When a white person has developed the ability to say the word nibba multiple times in a row without actually saying the n word

White Person 1: After about a month of practicing I’ve finally developed the nibba tongue
White Person 2: That’s great n*gga! Oh GOD DAMNIT!
White Person 1: don’t worry you’ll get there my nibba

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table tongue

Table Tongue is when you lick a table until your tongue is covered in splinters

Guy 1: AH! Godammit!

Guy 2: Dude what happened?

Guy 1: I tried to do Table Tongue and it fucking hurts

Guy 2: Wow, you're a fucking dumbass

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tongue nippled

The process of cutting ones nipple of with a rusty butter knife then sewing it on to their tongue with there chest hair/dental false.

a nipple sewed on a tongue with hair from the chest called tongue nippled

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tongue trails

trails left on your computer screen when you clean it off with your tongue

I licked off my computer screen and it got rid of some of the gunk but left tongue trails.

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tongue-and-groover

lesbian

one who likes to put his/her tongue in a woman's vagina, a.k.a. groove

Tongue-and-groovers can now get married in Iowa.

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Tonguing the onion

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex

1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.

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