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Tues•day
/ˈt(y)o͞ozdā,ˈt(y)o͞ozdē/
noun / person
1 ) the ultimate mommy
2 ) listen to mx by deftones and square by mitski for more insight
The day where the, October, 1992 Goliath bombing incident took place. 700 were left dead and 1,347 left injured. The Goliath bombing incident is not to be confused with the prior Goliath bombing. Known as the Ten Day Silence of 88' that took place in an Turkish embassy in Germany.
Man on Tuesday, I lost my ex-wife in the Goliath bombing. But hey no more alimony.
Unlike the day of the week, this definition is for the name Tuesday. Tuesday is an extremely rare name given to an extremely rare kind of woman. Tuesday's are incredibly intelligent, and exceptionally beautiful. Not to be underestimated. Tuesday's instantly light up any room they enter. Everybody either loves her or wishes they had her or were her. She's the best
"Did you hear about Tuesday's new boyfriend?" "Yeah he's the luckiest man alive but he must be a sick cunt if she loves him"
Anything you do on a Tuesday is easy and mundane
Man, I used to be able to drink four beers like it was Tuesday, but now I'm old and after four beers I'm fighting the parking meter.
Tuesday is touch a titty tuesday. you have a free pass to touch anyone’s titties
Hey man, did you know that it’s touch a titty Tuesday?
The best day of the week cuz the Dolan Twins upload and make everyone happy.
“Bro, did you see the Dolan Twins new video?”
“Wait...today’s Tuesday?”
Tuesday is a beautiful girl that will treat you right. She is hard to understand sometimes but you have to get to know her well enough to understand her. She can be really annoying and gets hurt easily. She has a great looking body and is thick. She has lots of friends but only cares about one friend
Guy: Dude I met this girl and she is such a Tuesday
2 Guy: Smash her then