Someone who avoids the social media website twitter at all costs
Reasons for being anti twitter:
1. You are busy enough with actual work. When not working, while at work, you have enough to do with email, myspace, facebook, linkedin, youtube, blogging, and porn.
2. You enjoy real interaction with real people- The old fashioned way, in chatrooms and forums (or in person)
3. You signed up for twitter to see what all the hooplah was about, and just didnt get it
4. You were one of the first people on myspace, and everyone made fun of you. And now you are the only one over 30 on myspace, and people think you are a creepy weirdo. So now you shun new social media technology
5. You joined twitter and no one wanted to follow your tweets and they were really friggin good.
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A public bathroom stall with covered in tweets. These tweets are usually sexual or graphic in nature and usually posted by anonymous. Twitter Shitters are more commonly found in male restrooms. However, the dirtiest and meanest shitters are found in high school girl washrooms.
Guy1: " Dude, I just came back from the bathroom and somebody fuckin wrote all about their monster shit they had while jerkin off! It was fuckin disgusting"
Guy2: "Well that's what you get for goin in the Twitter Shitter."
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A twitter group of people who are extremely jobless and slanders musicians, artists, models, influencers, etc. They are mostly annoying and do nothing but drag celebrities like Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian-West.
most common stan twitter phrases such as:
"ended Nicki Minaj"
"Adele tanked"
"oh it's over for Ariola"
"she tanked
she = Demi"
and more....
That stan twitter account is so stupid. They stan Jesy Nelson by the way.
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A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySane" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.
What did you do in the weekend mate?
Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me
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Asking serious questions or looking for solutions to large or small problems using Twitter. Not caring how many followers you have, you just want answers.
The BP oil company, instead of asking professionals or scientists, went on to Ask Twitter for a solution to the Oil Spill.
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A person who talks a big game/talks smack on a social networking site, but most likely never confront someone face to face. Used by Giants DE Osi Umenyora when describing Philadelphia Eagle LeSean McCoy's derisive posts labeling him a "soft."
Marco was being a twitter gangster when he ripped Jack for cockblocking at the the club, be we know that bitch would never step up in real life.
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Is a person who has taken advantage of a situation using a form of drunk sexual deviance, to persue results in the distribution of non permitted pornographic material.
If you are surfing a porn sight called drunk bitches and find that your girlfriend is being fucked by "dirty sam: the oiled up bumb" then she probably has been tagged by a dutch twitter.
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