Thereβs no emotion in it itβs just a luber than Uber Iβm not gon see her again. At least I hope I dont
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Dude that guy isnt an Uber noob he is an anti Uber noob!
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Isn't this a synonym for "pillow-biter"
Only in prison does one meet Uber Khan.
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the complex state of mind where you can actually tell your body not to feel pain. you gain the strength of 69 million men and are able to bench press sunnys mum.
only two known beings have ever reached this state of mind. yo bebe. and moha, who lives his life in this abababababababa stage of uber rage
a leaf fell on moha, so he went into uber rage and imploded the universe
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βMentality Over Everything.β The saying has German origins.
In chess, remember, Mentalis Uber Alles.
1.) A terrible and terrifically ironically situation that poses absolutely no good outcome or benefit
2.) When a girl has a crush on you and u have one on her but you don't say anything bc you each don't think the other likes you, so she goes and dates your friend and then they break up and she goes to college, you find out you liked each other and then she goes and becomes a lesbian, dating a girl and a bunch of guys along the way so she practically has dated everyone but you, the one person who probs would treat her right
1: Man did you hear about what happened to him?
2: Yeah man, that whole situation is a true uber rip.
The ride home in an Uber the next morning wearing the same clothes as yesterday, now all wrinkled, after having sex with a stranger.
Oh man, once again, I did the uber ride of shame , the driver even laughed when he picked me up and asked how my night was.