Ur dad gone

An insult worse than ur mom gay. Only applies to black people.

Shaq: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad gone
Shaq: *cries because it’s true*

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Ur dog a cat

This word can change every single thing in the universe, even your existence.

Friend: Ur mum gei
Me: Ur dad lesbian4
Friend: Ur granny tranny
Me: Ur dog a cat
*World completely changes and wipes out all of humanity causing a change in itself causing everything to start over again from the beginning*

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chill ur nuggets

tell someone to calm down in a funny way

lizzie: go hug ur boy friend
rachel: she doesn't want to
lizzie: omg!!! GO HUG UR BOYFRIEND!
rachel:dude, chill ur nuggets

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Ur Ancestors Incestors

The most godly term only used by intellectual beings to signify domination any person who uses this is known as the king of abomination

Bill:ur mom gay
Jeff:ur family tree lgbt
Bill:ur ancestors incestors
Jeff:*disinegrates from the inside out and is automatically sent to the depths of hell for enternal suffering and pain*

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ur mom virgin

what god told jesus when he born

God: Jesus?
Jesus: Yeah?
God: well, ur mom virgin
Jesus: god fucking damn it *dies*

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ur mum gay

She is lol

Person 1:"I don't like you!"

Person 2:"well ur mum gay."

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Doing ur mom

The act of having an intercourse with someone's female parental figure.

"Im doing ur mom"