ur mom virgin

what god told jesus when he born

God: Jesus?
Jesus: Yeah?
God: well, ur mom virgin
Jesus: god fucking damn it *dies*

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Ur Ancestors Incestors

The most godly term only used by intellectual beings to signify domination any person who uses this is known as the king of abomination

Bill:ur mom gay
Jeff:ur family tree lgbt
Bill:ur ancestors incestors
Jeff:*disinegrates from the inside out and is automatically sent to the depths of hell for enternal suffering and pain*

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ur mum gay

She is lol

Person 1:"I don't like you!"

Person 2:"well ur mum gay."

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Ur pappy a nappy

The most DEVASTATING insult in the history of humanity
No one man should hold such great power

Boi 1:ur nan gay
Boi 2:ur granny a tranny
Boi 1:ur dad lesbian
Boi 2: UR PAPPY A NAPPY
Boi 1: (obliterated of the face of the earth)

hush ur gums

telling a mo fo to be quiet

hush ur gums bled or u iz gonna get shanked!

Doing ur mom

The act of having an intercourse with someone's female parental figure.

"Im doing ur mom"

ur fat mum

"ur fat mum" Is an insult. usually, people are just joking around, but it offends some people.

Jimmy who broke the window? UR FAT MUM!