Vagina Day

NOUN

1. What bitter single people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

2. What casual sex partners celebrate on Valentine's Day.

3. What crass people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

ETYMOLOGY: From "Valentine's Day".

"Happy Vagina Day, Cunts!"

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vagina shorts

Shorts so short they go above your vagina.

Dude did see you Chandler's vagina shorts?! and she's fat!

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SEPTIC VAGINA

The end result of a double dipping session where the swaping between anus and vagina transfers fecal matter from one hole to the other resulting in a tuna cunt septic vagina.

Last night's double dipping with johnny was great but now I have a septic vagina!

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Velvet Vagina

Noun-

A girl that won't put out, or is to exclusive for sex (like the velvet red ropes at clubs)

Fred- Dude did you get any last night?
-No, that bitch is a velvet vagina

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Vagina Dentata

A vagina with teeth. I worry about the sanity of the person who came up with this idea. It is also used to describe a phantasm by which a man is afraid that his lover's sexual organs will irretrievably mutilate his prick.

"For some reason, when he saw the art on the Magic the Gathering card 'Roaring Slagwurm', Alexander was reminded of a Vagina Dentata."

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Vagina Buzz

A woman's response an event that leaves her below the belt zone wanting some action. In other words, horny.

Stacie- Are you going out tonight?
Lisa- No, I plan to stay home, watch Titanic and get my Vagina buzz on.

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Vagina Punisher

one who punishes the vagina.

boy, Andrew is a real vagina punisher.

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