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Virginia, officially The Commonwealth of Virginia, is a member of the Southeastern United States of America. Abbreviated as V.A., it is part of the Shenandoah Valley. Virginia also boasts the Blue Ridge Mountains, a mountain range extending from Georgia to Maryland.
I am going to Virginia next week.
Known for some of the worst drivers and traffic ever known to man, and as a Virginian myself, I can say we get the blame from people with New York licence plates and Florida licence plates. But other then that, there's lots of beautiful scenery. From Richmonds' Cary Town to the god-knows-how-many yacht clubs in Hampton, its a fun place to be!
Also, we do not fornicate with family members and we do not all drink moonshine and shoot the shit out of anybody who steps on our lawns.
Virginian: Sup.
UD user: INCESTIOUS HILLBILLY MOONSHINE DRINKIN' BOZO!!11!!!!12!
Virginian: 😐
A place in the middle of the United States of America, with both rich countrysides and major technological and wealthy cities. Recommended areas for living would be the D.C area, including Fairfax County and other northern Virginian places. If you want to grow land or farm, the south of Virginia is very pleasing. The north is mostly for government officials, office workers, ETC, while the south is more agricultural and rural. Richmond is kind of a shithole.
ALEXANDRIA 4 LIFE!
Guy: Hey, where should I move to?
Girl: Virginia, of course! It’s a good state.
Guy: Cool, do I go to Richmond-
Girl: (Starts levitating and emitting a fiery aura) NO.
A sexual act in which a person inserts two fingers into their partner's anus, and the partner farts; thus creating a whistling sound.
Thomas really got his money's worth, when the hooker allowed him to perform a West Virginia Whistler on her.