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woke

Originally, this word referred to people who were awake about conspiracy theories (at this point, conspiracy facts).

Then, it became a word to refer to SJWs, as the most popular voted definition describes.

"Why do coins have ridges?"
"Dude, if you don't know why coins have ridges, you're not woke."

by megumeat January 25, 2024


Woke

Woke is a mashup of political correctness, social justice, and victim culture. It's an ideology that restructures society into a hierarchy of oppressions.

Wokeness is becoming a systemic problem in America.

by Cambridge Scholar March 29, 2023


Woke

MY issue with it is that they clearly FRAME leftist talking points as self-evidently good or inarguably correct and right-wing talking points as antagonistic. The left has presuppositions like "gender is divorced from sex and is on a spectrum" that are reinforced by Hollywood in the same way that the catholic presuppositions are reinforced. Which is a good point. Take Supergirl season 4 (I think) the villain is charlie kirk. It's a framing thing. I mean... You know you'd call it "whitewashing" if it was African folklore but instead it's danish folklore and was done intentionally to hoist white people by their own petard AND they explicitly stated that it was being done for that reason. But... Yeah, that's a good point about the production ebd of things. I hadn't considered that.

Hym "You better not be talking about ME being abusive. The cripple was a shit talking bitch who I was forced to coddle in spite of the fact that they were bring him whores to fuck and put me in a situation where I was forced to either affirm her decision to fuck a retard instead or me or allow them to exploit me in exchange for letting me get away with LESS egregious rule breaking or follow all of the rules while that whore fucks a cripple. You needed to suck the cripples dick to get him to follow any rules. And The boys tried to frame it as me abusing tyrone for no reason but tyrone is a shit talking retarded bitch who likes to think he's proving a point but is too stupid to realize that it isn't the actual WORDS he's using but the ACT of using the words to deride me or the ACT of accusing me of being something I'm not. But.... If I accept meatball's definition of woke, it explains Jordan's pissant attitude. You see how he wanted to covertly excise people from society using his personality test as minority report style future crime? He thought I was Brandon Schiff (And that's why people spammed UD with fuck you brandon posts). Did the students you kicked out KNOW why they were kicked out? Did they know they were taken out before they did anything wrong because they failed your personality test? You see me call that shit years before he was willing to admit it on camera? Ha! Oh and did you see the 'violent' footage of the 'violent' insurrection?"

by Hym Iam March 10, 2023


Woke

A word used to describe any ineffectual or ill-conceived product or policy generated by those who self-identify as exceptionally virtuous.

Those dried cucumber drinking straws sure turned out to be mushy, woke mess.

by Dawgy-style October 17, 2024


woke

a word hijacked by the CIA. it used to mean to be aware of the evil and lies in the world.

original meaning: yo dude you hear about the hundreds of scientists and academics that published scientific proof that WTC7 was brought down via controlled demolition? yeah? dawg!!!! YOU WOKE!!!

new meaning: the entire world is on fire and our species will be extinct within 100 years if we are not 100% renewable by 2030. but that doesn't matter. because first we must acknowledge the feelings of homosexuals. we must be woke. everyone come on. be woke. gosh. people have feelings. okay? gosh!!

by the amazing flying pink tiger April 25, 2022


woke

delusional projection of self-righteousness

She was proud of being woke until i explained her hypocrisy.

by xphnctre March 18, 2023


Woke

Not a Nazi

He's so woke he thinks women are people

by DocBok June 24, 2023