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It means to speed over potholes.
It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?
Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
The mutual enjoyment of a common experience, likening said enjoyment to the taste of another man's member.
Boy 1: Hey, they're giving away trilbys at the mall
Boy 2: Sweet like meat!
Boy 1: Yes, and you'd know what that's like after last night, let's go, we can see Le Mis on the way home!!!!
Fuck me she had a fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back
A saying used to tell a client good shot when shooting redfish and missed.
The act of an ice-cream vendor hearing from the corporate masters the worst possible way to try and get you to buy into their new flavour of ice-cream. By insulting the opposition with baseless insults and rhetoric that would make members of 4chan shake their heads.
"I am always #nevertrump, it's the only way!"
"Why?"
"well, he's a racist sexist, xenophobe who hates women!"
"Where did he ever show that?"
"Oh my god! You Sexist asshole, you are so going to be put on Gawker for this!"
"Gawker doesn't exist anymore..."
"Mansplainer!!!"
"You know, I think This Tastes Like Hillary right now."
A person who will appear as a nice guy in the comments in hopes of getting gratification and attention, usually from someone of the opposite sex.
This will involve appearing wholesome and liking and commenting on all their social media, usually with some form of cringe syntax and worship.
Oh dear, Jasper just Simp-Liked the profile picture of every girl he knows.
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