Fuck me she had a fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back
January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel
“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
“Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day”
A saying used to tell a client good shot when shooting redfish and missed.
The act of an ice-cream vendor hearing from the corporate masters the worst possible way to try and get you to buy into their new flavour of ice-cream. By insulting the opposition with baseless insults and rhetoric that would make members of 4chan shake their heads.
"I am always #nevertrump, it's the only way!"
"Why?"
"well, he's a racist sexist, xenophobe who hates women!"
"Where did he ever show that?"
"Oh my god! You Sexist asshole, you are so going to be put on Gawker for this!"
"Gawker doesn't exist anymore..."
"Mansplainer!!!"
"You know, I think This Tastes Like Hillary right now."
A person who will appear as a nice guy in the comments in hopes of getting gratification and attention, usually from someone of the opposite sex.
This will involve appearing wholesome and liking and commenting on all their social media, usually with some form of cringe syntax and worship.
Oh dear, Jasper just Simp-Liked the profile picture of every girl he knows.
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Cool, Like IN An Obiden Kinda Way: soemthing that is considered dorky, stupid, oofish, nonsensical, fake, carless, politics
The cost increase ws hated by all, but in front of the news cameras someone referred to them as: Cool, Like In An Obiden Kinda Way!
Hey those $12 McMeals that used to cost $6.50 just 3 years are Cool, Like An Obiden Kida Way, yeah like same with being in 4 foreign wars nobody gives a shit about!