Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers
She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf
When a stroke of inexplicable luck occurs and is not likely to reoccur, (A fluke) combined with the expletive for the female genitalia (cunt). Flukey Cunt
"I can't believe Jim shagged the bartender! A right Flukey Cunt that Jim is!" Jammy Bastard
to sharkeisha a woman in the pussy; above a frontal wedgie on the pain scale by 5 points
Mallorie is such a bitch, she wouldn't shut the fuck up so I cunt punted that hoe so hard she gonna have to get reproductive surgery.
Meaning to either kick a woman in the cunt or a guy in the taint or to best someone in a verbal jousting match (also known as an argument) causing them to fuck right off.
"So there was this shit cunt down at the bottle-o who was really fucked up Robbo, and he started arc'n up to me."
"Aight, what'd ya' do to him Lezz?"
"Whaddid' I do!? We'll I took him out side and cunt punted him right back to Woolongong!"
the female version of cock blocking although this term is also used for the literal act of swiftly and strongly kicking a vagina.
"damn did you hear how Melissa cunt punted me!?"