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Cunt for men

Poisoning a guys sandwich

*cunt for menā€
You fucking poisoned me !?

by Ghostkeal August 6, 2023


Cunt Calzone

A cunt who is a virgin and keeps her lips tight.

Ashley the virgin is a cunt calzone.

by Gigi820 June 30, 2021


Cunt mouth

Someone who has a very visible lisp/ shows more tongue than needed to produce a sound.

Did you see that cunt mouth reporter on tv, why does Barbara constantly have her tongue visible when talking, proper cunt mouth she is.

by Bumps72 April 2, 2024


Cunt Puncher

The glans of the wang while looking quite turgid resembling a pugilists gloved fist.

Mema: Glenn take your Viagra, Iā€™m in the mood for a whoopie session.
Glenn: No thanks, I fed my cunt puncher to the Dyson just 5 minutes prior to your bizarre request.

by Dildo Baby July 25, 2022


bag of shit cunt

A bag of shit cunt is a bag of shit with a small pussy inside in other words a man that is full of crap and is PUSSY.

Andy told me that he isn't scared of paul but when paul went to his house to fight him andy hid !! What a bag of shit cunt !!

You bag of shit cunt !! Is an insult used to define how much 1person dislikes another by combining shit and cunt and putting into a bag !!

I hate that bitch so much she's such a fukingg ..... Bag of shit cunt

by INtheKNOW February 9, 2012

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First Cunt

For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.

"CUNT!"
"...hummm, 08:45... that's an early 'First Cunt'... today is going to be a bad day.

by tincopper March 11, 2014


Jeremy Cunt

4'10 Wide, Mount everest, Titanic, A large celestial body

Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space

Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat

by Mcdonal douglas June 8, 2024