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martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. she went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻eeeer🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

when you're so bored you type tiktok comments into urban dictionary

comments of a tiktok video addressing cyberbullying:

pinkfluffy873: omg so good

rogerthesimp90: Martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. She went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻EEEER🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

by P R I M A D O N N A G I R L June 16, 2020

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dog bandana

A piece of fabric you tie on your dog’s neck to make it look cooler than other dogs.

Wow, is Sunny using a dog bandana?
Yes
Now that’s a cool dog.

by Barbs_aloha October 25, 2020


Money Dog

A money dog is... Dog...With money, it collects hoes as it likes to fuck them too.

"Oh man, he is a real money dog.

by Fagboi98-2901324 August 9, 2017


dog breast

Tits on a female that closely resemble those of a nursing dog, being triangular shaped and flat.

Damn, Beverly would be fine ass hell if she didn't have those dog breast.

by 4realthough February 12, 2024


dog batter

The nut that flows from a dog penis

He’s impregnating my ass pussy with his dog batter ah ah ah!

by Ospaulito November 11, 2018


alpha smile dog

A user on Ifunny who is the leader of the anti- hate group The Pack. A big inspiration and leader to the users bullied on the app. She makes haters target her instead of other users. She also helps people who need someone to talk to and helps them with problems. The packs motto is ONE OF US! WE ARE ONE!

Alpha smile dog is gonna kick ass!

by Fuck swa April 3, 2014


Rew Dog

A fowl, lingering odor.

sailor 1: Damn Petty Officer Dingleberry, the office smells like Rew Dog! what did you eat?

sailor 2: Taco tuesday.....

by E4Mafia November 27, 2018