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cunt it

verb: (Scotland) to fall over, landing on either your ass or your face, in a way that is embarrassing for whoever cunts it, but hilarious to those watching.

He’s gonnae step oot that car and properly cunt it. Guaranteed.

by ptolémaïque January 28, 2022


Mule Cunt

The cunt of a mule.

Slang for: Someone who is extremely lazy and also smells like a cunt.

"Coleman said that mfr is a mule cunt."

Gosh I cant stand that guy, He is such a "mule cunt".

by CSMCOLEMAN August 24, 2022


cunt coma

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.

After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 06, 2010


Cunt Coma

When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.

'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'

by Tarrel February 23, 2012


Cunt-coma

when that pussy hits like a concussion and you proceed to knock out

Damn!! Damien is in a cunt-coma after Sheila rode him for days!!

by 3cheezsurprise December 06, 2020


cunt-priviledge

Cuntprivilege is the mistaken belief that one's status is above all others. Perhaps, unknowingly, they expect a priviledge of STATUS based own their own belief in their own importance. Applies to ALL social groups!

Caroline tried to use cunt-priviledge to get to the front of the club line...

by Chase1966 July 13, 2017


Fuck, shit, cunt!

A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event

*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"

by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022