verb: (Scotland) to fall over, landing on either your ass or your face, in a way that is embarrassing for whoever cunts it, but hilarious to those watching.
He’s gonnae step oot that car and properly cunt it. Guaranteed.
The cunt of a mule.
Slang for: Someone who is extremely lazy and also smells like a cunt.
"Coleman said that mfr is a mule cunt."
Gosh I cant stand that guy, He is such a "mule cunt".
To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.
After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.
'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'
when that pussy hits like a concussion and you proceed to knock out
Damn!! Damien is in a cunt-coma after Sheila rode him for days!!
Cuntprivilege is the mistaken belief that one's status is above all others. Perhaps, unknowingly, they expect a priviledge of STATUS based own their own belief in their own importance. Applies to ALL social groups!
Caroline tried to use cunt-priviledge to get to the front of the club line...
A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event
*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*
"Fuck, shit, cunt!"